Send me “Happy Halloween!” and I’ll generate a number from 1-13 for something Halloween related for my muse to say to yours.
[ totallycalmtotallycool ]
❝ I swear to God, if those little shits from up
the street TP the house again this year,
it’s fucking on. ❞
"That shouldn’t sound as scary as it does."
❝ It’s not scary at all. It’s hilarious. ❞